He was sent to la chingada after his girlfriend discovered his penis
is the size of a tooth. Also he was sent by millions of people who discovered he will make Rocky VI even though he is too
He is being constantly sent here for being persistant with the recounting of the
He likes to walk in our sunny green areas.
She was sent here after she broke up with Justin Timberlake, the sending was mutuum.
Zidane and Iker just came to the hotel after many fans of el Barcelona sent
them. Romance is rumoured.
She was sent to La Chingada by chicks all over the world for being too damn hot. She spends
her time in our fabolous beach.
Ronaldinho was sent here in revenge of Zidane's sending. He is usualy seen playing
in the green areas.
The Mexican President Vicente Fox is one
of the politicians that you will usualy see here. He comes here because he is continuously sent by the PRD.
Brad Pitt came here when Jennifer
Anniston sent him to la chingada when he heard him on the phone having sex with Angelina Jolie. (By the Way, also
Angelina was sent here).
Now, they have their own house in La Chingada with a balcony included.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was sent here by his father after arnold didn't bring the milk for
dinner; also, everyday thousands of mexicans send him here so now he has his own suite and pool too.
Bill Gates and Bono
Bill Gates is also in our Hall of Fame of La Chingada Resort Club after his wife told him these magical words when
she caught him having sex with his sister.
Bono, also in our Hall of Fame, has come here since the day he rapped a hungry little african girl offering dog's
food to her, he was caught in the middle of the act and appeared on TV, so half the world has said vete a la chingada
George Bush was one of our guests when he come after his son told him vete a la chingada , he had fun in our rural area
killing animals and more things and made a zafari